Hey, Negroes! Also a Shout-Out to My Caucasian Brothers and Sisters!

2009-06-25T17:19:53Z

The new version of this blog is over here now: http://sogoddamnclever.blogspot.com/. It's different from my pop-culture blog, but EXACTLY the same as this one, so go ahead and add another bookmark to your browser unless you're too goddamn lazy to...

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Enough

2009-04-09T16:37:21Z

After being frustrated yet again by your inferior blog input screen, with disappearing cursors and with the whole thing getting screwed up if you dare to insert a photo, I've decided not to post anything here. If the Exalted Vox Masters would dei...

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The Pop Ogre

2009-04-05T23:43:14Z

Hey, y'all! I've started a new blog to mouth off about pop culture. It's still in its fledgling stage, so be kind. It's over here: The Pop Ogre. I'll be posting to it regularly when I want to vent my spleen about pop culture or review the late...

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Just So You Know...

2009-04-03T22:48:57Z

My Twitter has been a wonderland of awesome today. If you want, nay, crave, nay, NEED the total Kevin Wolf experience, you're really missing out if you're not following me over there. Just sayin'.

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Chat: "Tiger"

2009-04-03T18:24:18Z

Jill: Yum. lunch out of a vending machine. me: Keep the Eye of the Tiger. Jill: I think the Eye of the Tiger is completely sustained by vending machine food. me: Must be a pretty sickly Tiger, then, with a rheumy, near-sighted Eye.

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Dialogue from Life #18

2009-04-01T19:01:31Z

While at the downtown library, I am approached by a woman in Standard Crazy Person attire, smiling beatifically. ----- Crazy Woman: [Approximately translated from The Crazy from memory] People measure behavior! We have happiness, sadness, and f...

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Heroes Quiz

2009-03-31T04:38:53Z

If you are a superhero who can FLY, and you are in a giant cathedral while federal agents are searching the pews for you, what do you do? Bear in mind that you can FLY. A) You hide in the rafters. B) You fly to the ceiling and crash out through ...

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Weirdo Movie News

2009-03-31T00:39:15Z

David Cronenberg has expressed interest in doing a sequel to Eastern Promises (true!). Why? My theory: there was not enough of Viggo Mortensen's bouncing testicles to satisfy the great director in the first film. The sequel will feature a box i...

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Porn Twittering

2009-03-30T19:43:33Z

You may be aware of this service called Twitter, a micro-blogging site which, according to the mainstream media, is swallowing our children's souls or something. I am part of the new micro-blogging revolution, and as a result my maxi-blog has bee...

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QotD: Prison Time

2009-03-30T18:58:29Z

If you were sent to prison for an undefined amount of time, what would you miss most? Probably being able to masturbate in private. Furthermore, ONCE AGAIN, VOX, fuck your fucking sponsored QotD's that graffiti your greed all over our blogs.

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