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        <title>Hey, Negroes!  Also a Shout-Out to My Caucasian Brothers and Sisters!</title>   
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        <p>The new version of this blog is over here now: http://sogoddamnclever.blogspot.com/.&#160; It&#39;s different from my pop-culture blog, but EXACTLY the same as this one, so go ahead and add another bookmark to your browser unless you&#39;re too goddamn lazy to push a button.</p><p>Later, my multicultural homies!<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Enough</title>   
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        <published>2009-04-09T16:37:21Z</published>
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        <p>After being frustrated yet again by your inferior blog input screen, with disappearing cursors and with the whole thing getting screwed up if you dare to insert a photo, I&#39;ve decided not to post anything here.&#160; If the Exalted Vox Masters would deign to actually do some fucking maintenance, that would really be great.</p><p>This place is falling apart: it&#39;s slow, it&#39;s buggy, and none of you assholes at Six Apart seem to care as long as the ad dollars keep coming in.</p><p>I have a new blog now: it&#39;s here: <a href="http://www.pop-ogre.com">www.pop-ogre.com</a>.&#160; Inputting blogs is a cinch, and it&#39;s fast as hell.&#160; The community I love is not present yet, but I expect a lot of you have alternative blogs over there as well.&#160; Don&#39;t be afraid to make contact.</p><p>I&#39;ll still pop by to read up on my neighbors, but until the serious problems with posting are fixed, I&#39;m not going to bother to write anything.</p><p>Later, Vox.&#160; You used to be a pretty cool website.<br /><p>
    
    
    
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        <title>The Pop Ogre</title>   
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        <published>2009-04-05T23:43:14Z</published>
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        <p>Hey, y&#39;all!</p><p>I&#39;ve started a new blog to mouth off about pop culture.&#160; It&#39;s still in its fledgling stage, so be kind.&#160; It&#39;s over here: <a href="http://pop-ogre.blogspot.com/">The Pop Ogre</a>.&#160; I&#39;ll be posting to it regularly when I want to vent my spleen about pop culture or review the latest thing I&#39;ve seen.&#160; What this means, unfortunately, is that thusly-themed posts will dry up around here.</p><p>Sorry about that.&#160; But I don&#39;t believe you need to join Blogger to comment over there, so go ahead and bookmark that shit.</p><p>Later.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Just So You Know...</title>   
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        <published>2009-04-03T22:48:57Z</published>
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        <p>My <a href="http://twitter.com/Kevin_Wolf">Twitter</a> has been a wonderland of awesome today.&#160; If you want, nay, crave, nay, NEED the total Kevin Wolf experience, you&#39;re really missing out if you&#39;re not following me over there.</p><p>Just sayin&#39;.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Chat: &quot;Tiger&quot;</title>   
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        <p><strong><span class="kn" dir="ltr">Jill:&#160;</span></strong> <span dir="ltr" id=":5">Yum. lunch out of a vending machine.</span><div class="km"><div class="kk"><span class="kn" dir="ltr"><br /><strong>me:</strong>&#160;</span> <span dir="ltr" id=":14">Keep the Eye of the Tiger.</span><br /><br /><span class="kn" dir="ltr"><strong>Jill:</strong>&#160;</span> <span dir="ltr" id=":13">I think the Eye of the Tiger is completely sustained by vending machine food.</span><br /><br /><span class="kn" dir="ltr"><strong>me:</strong>&#160;</span> <span dir="ltr" id=":12">Must be a pretty sickly Tiger, then, with a rheumy, near-sighted Eye.</span></div></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Dialogue from Life #18</title>   
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        <p><em>While at the downtown library, I am approached by a woman in Standard Crazy Person attire, smiling beatifically.</em></p><p>-----</p><p><strong>Crazy Woman:</strong> <em>[Approximately translated from The Crazy from memory] </em>People measure behavior!&#160; We have happiness, sadness, and freedom!&#160; <em>[Nods as if to say, &quot;Yep!&quot;]</em><br /><strong><br />Me:</strong> Lovely. <em>[Gives strained, frightened smile and scurries away]</em><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Heroes Quiz</title>   
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        <published>2009-03-31T04:38:53Z</published>
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        <p>If you are a superhero who can FLY, and you are in a giant cathedral while federal agents are searching the pews for you, what do you do?&#160; Bear in mind that you can FLY.</p><p>A) You hide in the rafters.<br />B) You fly to the ceiling and crash out through a window.<br />C) You fly up, land behind the agents, walk out the damn door, and then fly off again.<br />D) You hide in a goddamned motherfucking confession booth from which there is no escape, hoping maybe that the person who discovers you has his own agenda and lets you go, which let&#39;s face it, would be luck of the dumbest kind.</p><p>If you chose D), you are Peter Petrelli, the stupidest character in prime time.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Weirdo Movie News</title>   
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        <published>2009-03-31T00:39:15Z</published>
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        <p>David Cronenberg has expressed interest in doing a sequel to <em>Eastern Promises</em> (true!).</p><p>Why?</p><p>My theory: there was not enough of Viggo Mortensen&#39;s bouncing testicles to satisfy the great director in the first film.&#160; The sequel will feature a box in the lower right corner of the screen, displaying a constant close-up detail of Viggo&#39;s junk.&#160; It&#39;ll be like closed-captioning, but with a cock-and-balls.</p><p>You heard it HERE!<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Porn Twittering</title>   
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        <published>2009-03-30T19:43:33Z</published>
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        <p>You may be aware of this service called <a href="http://twitter.com/Kevin_Wolf">Twitter</a>, a micro-blogging site which, according to the mainstream media, is swallowing our children&#39;s souls or something.&#160; I am part of the new micro-blogging revolution, and as a result my maxi-blog has been terribly neglected, for which I am sorry.&#160; Twitter is shiny and new, and Vox is comparatively old and busted.&#160; Thus are the cruel vicissitudes of the Internet.</p><p>There is a phenomenon of celebrity Twitterers, and I in general have a rule where I don&#39;t follow celebs, because they are for the most part vaccuous and self-serving Billy Hufsey-esque strokers of their own egos.&#160; However, a few are cool, and actually provide amusing content.</p><p>There are porn stars who use Twitter, and the one that I follow is Sasha Grey, for the simple reason that she is the greatest porn star in the world.</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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The interesting thing about her Tweets is that they are almost wilfully mundane, as if to say, &quot;Hey, Internet wankers, I&#39;m more than a dick-sucking machine.&quot;&#160; I appreciate this, especially in Grey&#39;s case, as she has proven that her ambitions extend beyond leather sofas and restroom floors.&#160; Good for her.&#160; If her Twitters were all about getting drilled in the ass, I probably wouldn&#39;t bother.</p><p>However!</p><p>Her role as a satisfier of selfish male sex fantasies will always be a part of her public image, no matter how many Stephen Soderberg movies she makes, so is it too much to ask that she mix just a LITTLE bit of smut into the feed?&#160; You know: &quot;I went shopping and found the best pair of shoes, but not in my size! :(&#160; Then later, I sucked three cocks.&quot;</p><p>That would really be terrific.<br /><div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: Prison Time</title>   
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        <published>2009-03-30T18:58:29Z</published>
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        <blockquote><p>If you were sent to prison for an undefined amount of time, what would you miss most?<br /><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">&#160;</span></em></span><br /> 
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 Probably being able to masturbate in private.</p><p>Furthermore, ONCE AGAIN, VOX, fuck your fucking sponsored QotD&#39;s that graffiti your greed all over our blogs.<br /></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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