Porn Twittering

You may be aware of this service called Twitter, a micro-blogging site which, according to the mainstream media, is swallowing our children's souls or something.  I am part of the new micro-blogging revolution, and as a result my maxi-blog has been terribly neglected, for which I am sorry.  Twitter is shiny and new, and Vox is comparatively old and busted.  Thus are the cruel vicissitudes of the Internet.

There is a phenomenon of celebrity Twitterers, and I in general have a rule where I don't follow celebs, because they are for the most part vaccuous and self-serving Billy Hufsey-esque strokers of their own egos.  However, a few are cool, and actually provide amusing content.

There are porn stars who use Twitter, and the one that I follow is Sasha Grey, for the simple reason that she is the greatest porn star in the world.

You Could Disagree, but You Would Be Wrong

The interesting thing about her Tweets is that they are almost wilfully mundane, as if to say, "Hey, Internet wankers, I'm more than a dick-sucking machine."  I appreciate this, especially in Grey's case, as she has proven that her ambitions extend beyond leather sofas and restroom floors.  Good for her.  If her Twitters were all about getting drilled in the ass, I probably wouldn't bother.

However!

Her role as a satisfier of selfish male sex fantasies will always be a part of her public image, no matter how many Stephen Soderberg movies she makes, so is it too much to ask that she mix just a LITTLE bit of smut into the feed?  You know: "I went shopping and found the best pair of shoes, but not in my size! :(  Then later, I sucked three cocks."

That would really be terrific.