I Got in a Fight

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Another dent in the crainogen, eh?
I belly-flopped and face-surfed on it while walking back from 7-11.
Maybe Salt Lake should Salt the Sidewalks.
The sidewalk was not icy, but quite dry and the sky was clear.
belly-flopped AND face-surfed? Damn.
Yes, I'm very talented when I fall like a head-shot zombie in the street for no reason.
That settle it: I am hacking into the city traffic cameras so that we can all witness this awesomeness.
It has been an unusually mild winter in the valley so far. We have only had one real snowfall and otherwise everything has stayed in the mountains. In fact, the day in question was beautiful and quite warm. Apparently, we will need to get Kevin a walker to assist him in walking down the street.

The sidewalk was not icy, but quite dry and the sky was clear.

Ah, a sneak attack! Leave up to the sidewalk to try a low trick like that.

did you know this got in the [tig] box for [life is good]??
Uh, no, I didn't.
Damn. Sidewalks are bad-ass mo-fos because they're insane. Even the little ones will come out of nowhere and beat you silly. I hate sidewalks.

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